Coupons for the Apocalypse

Tomorrow, as you might have heard, is the end of the Mayan calendar. I thought it might be a little fun to find some coupons to help you prepare in case you survive the apocalypse. 😉

Fighting Zombies all day can be a real headache:

• $1.00 off Any Advil or Advil Migraine product
• $1.00 off any one (1) Advil Migraine product

You’re gonna want something to do on those long cold nights:

• $2.00 off one BATTLESHIP, SORRY! or TROUBLE Game
• $3.00 off one MONOPOLY MILLIONAIRE Game

Don’t forget the kiddos, they’re our only hope at repopulating the earth:

• $1.00 off any 1 Gerber Graduates 2+ Kid Selects
• $1.00 off any one Gerber Graduates 2+ Dippers
• $0.50 off ONE Pampers Wipes 60 ct. or larger
• $0.50 off two Gerber Graduates Yogurt Grabbers

When your husband is out slaying the walking dead, he needs to smell good:

• $3.00 off any one (1) Axe holiday pack

I hear blood stains are hard to get out of clothes:

• $3.00 off Seventh Generation Laundry Detergent

And you certainly need to wash off the Zombie guts before dinner:

• $2.00 off any (2) TWO Dial 8-Bar Pack
• $1.00 off One Lava Twin Pack or Two bars

Snacks. Snacks. And More Snacks. Fighting Zombies is hard work!

• $1.00 off 2 PLANTERS Nut Products
• Buy 2 Get 1 FREE 3 MUSKETEERS Bars
• $0.50 off ONE BAG OF KETTLE BRAND POTATO chips
• $1.00 off ONE Kashi Soft Baked Squares
• $1.00 off any TWO Kashi Crackers or Pita Crisps

Keep the putrid smell of Zombies out of your house (or what’s left of it):

• $3.00 off any 3M™ Window Insulator Kit

Fido and Fluffy can defend the homestead while you’re scavenging for food:

• $1.00 off one Purina Cat Chow brand cat food
• $1.50 off 2 Snausages or Snaw Somes! dog snacks

Leaves and berries can be bland, sweeten them:

• $0.85 off ONE Truvia Natural Sweetener

If you take to the seas to escape the Zombie herd, you’ll need this: 

• $1.00 off any Dramamine product

Doesn’t this stuff last forever?

• $2.00 off (2) Silk Pure Almond half gallons

Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate:

• $1.00 off Minute Maid Juice Box 10-pk
• $10.00 off 1 Filtrete™ Water Pitcher – 12 cup
• $1.00 off three Welch’s Sparkling Juice Cocktails (You might need something stronger though)

Where else are you going to store the food you scavenge?!

• $1.00 off any TWO Ziploc brand Bags
• $1.00 off any TWO Ziploc brand containers

You do have one of those camp coffee makers right?

• $1.00 off ONE (1) GEVALIA Coffee – 12 oz

And last but not least, you gotta look and smell good in the new world!

• $0.75 off any one Colgate Optic White™ Mouthwash
• $0.75 off one Colgate Optic White™ Toothpaste
• $1.00 off one imPRESS Press-on Manicure
• $1.00 off Maybelline NY Expert Wear Eye Shadows

Obvious Necessities:

• $0.50 off CAREFREE excluding 18-22 count
• $1.00 off (1) STAYFREE product